I simply cannot this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could check here not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of chickens came out over a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe this just happened. Seriously, I think I'm going to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?